Do you struggle?
In a co-dependent relationship with your houseplant?
Are you looking for someone to tell you that the reason you feel like shit is because Mercury is in the microwave again?
If you're looking for mediocre advice from a millennial white woman with a nose ring, look no further. My credentials include a sizeable dose of clinical depression, a fine art degree, and youngest child energy.
Tell me your problems, I'll give you some unhinged advice.
Kisses!
— Theresa B